“Stay. Until I know for sure,” Ryan said as he closed the door, “I’m sorry.”
Whoa… That is heavy. For real, Ryan is all alone now. Kristen hates his guts for ruining Joffrey’s chances at that fancy school. Jenna hates him, well, because he ruined her marriage and pushed her husband off a cliff… And now he’s shutting Wilfred out, locking the door on him. Boom.
I know it hurts– but like they say, ya can have comedy without a little tragedy. Or, like Mellencamp says, “C’mon baby make it hurt so good.”
Speaking of hurt, here’s a little video about Elijah, Jason, and the rest of the Wilfred crew battling the pitfalls of Southern California’s wilderness:
Ah, forget Mellencamp. “I Hate Snakes (I Really Really Hate ‘Em)” by Jason Gann will be topping the charts for years to come.
“What’d ya learn?” “Nothing we didn’t already know…”
Okay, yeah Ryan is kinda right. After all of that craziness, we’re back where we started: The Flock of the Grey Shepherd. Is Wilfred the Dog God called “Mataman,” leading the chosen one to happiness? Or is he “Krungle,” the trickster demon, indistinguishable from Mataman! Or is he something else entirely? Like, a guy in a dog suit, or… just a dog?
Man, that was quite a detour though! Wilfred takes off his suit, Jenna’s all tough, Ryan trips his face off… And what about that right-cross roundhouse-kick combo move from Kristen!? DAMN, right!?
I know, I get it. It was all a hallucination. We’ll be back on track tonight, looking for some real answers. Here’s an idea, let’s all hold our breath and see if we get ‘em?
Meantime, this is a video with the guy who played one of the doctors in the last episode:
Yikes… It’s hard out there for working actors, huh? It’s okay buddy, hang in there.
Tune in tonight! Wilfred! Wednesdays at 10pm! Only on FXX!
“Hopefully you can find the answers you’re looking for…”
Yeah right Lonnie, we’ve heard that one before. But… What the hell is inside that storage unit!? Now Ryan has the key, and it looks like there’s only one way to find out. Hopefully we’ll get some kind of a peek inside tonight!
But hey, remember a couple episodes ago when Wilfred and Ryan got stung by all of those bees, and Elijah Wood’s beautiful baby blues swelled up into something out of my worst nightmares? Here’s a video on how they did that utterly terrifying effect:
Just… Disgusting. Those darkened lumpy holes will be in my dreams for years to come. The only way to wipe that taste off my brain is to grab my cuddle rod and find a quiet spot. See, Wilfred may be “addicted” to cuddling, but it turns out many of the cast and crew can enjoy such an activity very safely and responsibly:
That’s much better. So now let’s power off those cuddle rods, save the batteries, because episode 4 is about to start.
WILFRED! THE FINAL SEASON! TONIGHT AT 10PM! ONLY ON FXX!
“You stole my bag,” said Ryan. “That’s right,” replied the voice, “and I’ll do a lot worse if you ever come up here again. Tell your dad’s partner that the price just doubled. Ten thousand. That bitch’ll know what I’m talking about.”
Whaaat the… Oh Man. We’re two episodes deep and this world just twist-turned upside down. It’s all dark and pulpy, but with a handful of doggy dick jokes… I am enjoying the hell out of it.
So let’s see if I can recap: Ryan’s dad is dead again. Drew fell off a cliff, went back to Colorado, and Jenna went tumbling after… Leaving Wilfred and Ryan all alone together.
As always, lots of questions! Here to further dangle the carrot in front of our faces is director Randall Einhorn, in a brief talk about what the deal is in Season 4:
Well, he sure hit the nail on the head– while giving away nothing! Artists, man. Cryptic beasts. For good measure, here’s a little behind-the-scenes piece about Chris Klein['s stunt double] falling off that cliff.
All right — let’s kick back and enjoy Episode 3!
The Final Season Continues Tonight! Wilfred, Wednesdays at 10PM – ONLY on FXX!
Okay! Tonight is the NIGHT. The Final Season of Wilfred begins!
When we last left Ryan he was really in over his head… His dad had just died, his relationship with Jenna was on the rocks, and he had just found a very curious statue somewhere in the woods… What can I say? It’s a convoluted tale filled with mystery, intrigue, laughter, deceit, and the joy that can only come from being able to lick your own balls.
In an effort to get to the bottom of things, we went ahead and had Elijah sit down with Fiona to ask those hard hitting questions:
Right… So, he only asked one question– but it was an important one. You know what? Let’s go ahead and ask Jason Gann a bunch more stuff:
Nice. Now let’s all just sit back, tune our televisions to FXX, and have some laughs.
Wilfred’s Season Premiere! TONIGHT! Wednesday, June 25th at 10PM, Only on FXX!
You guys… This is it. Just SEVEN days until the FXX SEASON PREMIERE for that lovable, mischievous, stoner Dog we’ve all grown to know and love. Seven days! That’s 168 hours! Which is 10,080 minutes! You could watch 336 Wilfred reruns back to back, and it would be JUST about time to watch the new stuff. Or you could just count down from 694,800? START IT UP!
Season 3 left so many questions unanswered… Is Ryan insane? Is Wilfred real or just a figment of Ryan’s drug-induced imagination!? Is that stuff they smoke the OG dankness, or just some lightweight busted-ass shwag? (C’mon, it’s gotta be the dope nuggs. Would the furry gray maestro settle for anything less?)
But hell, we’ve all got questions– even a lot of you out there in the twitterverse. So, like we did last year, we went out with Elijah Wood on a golf cart to check out the @WilfredTV twitter feed… and we put our lives in his hands.
Be Sure to Watch the Season 4 Premiere! Wednesday June 25th at 10PM! Only on FXX!
Well, we aren’t even a week into filming our final season and things are already heating up on set. You know we aren’t into spoilers on this blog, so let’s just say that we’ve gone through a bevy of…personal pleasure devices this week…all in pursuit of giving you pleasure…in June…when we premiere Season 4…on FXX.
Okaaaaay…this is getting awkward, so I’ll sign off for now, but not before giving you some important links…
Well, folks, I hope you watched the season finale before coming here because the following video really lifts the veil on the horrible, deadly tumble Ryan’s father took. After watching this, I hope you all have a new appreciation for stuntmen. And stairs.
That guy was a great sport. He had so many amazing stories about life as a stuntman. He also had an impressive addiction to pain medication. Oddly I don’t think the two things are related…
So Wilfred fans, that about wraps us up for Season 3. I’d like to personally thank the internet for providing a home for these videos and all 3 of you for reading these posts. Feel free to load this blog up with comments during the off-season. Also feel free to get crazy high and re-watch Season 3 looking for easter eggs. I’m sure you missed a few of them considering how high you were the first time you watched.
Thanks for tuning in/DVR-ing/watching the show in any way possible other than illegally downloading it!
That’s right people, it must be season finale time if they’re blasting you in the faceholes with this kinda sweet action in the teaser. Don’t know what I’m talking about? Quick! Catch up!!
Okay, so maybe there wasn’t actually tongue in that kiss, but it still looked pretty passionate, some might even say steamy. And hey, if that’s what you see in the trailer, who knows how long that make-out sesh lasts? Word on the street is that Jenna kisses Ryan before the first commercial break and they spend the rest of the episode on Ryan’s couch trying to get Jenna’s bra off. Apparently it’s a whole new direction for the show. Perhaps there’s going to be an adults only version of the show produced exclusively for Cinemax After Dark.
Now this is the point in the blog where I generally point you to a short sketch illuminating some aspect of the behind the scenes life of Wilfred. This week is different, however, and not because I got too drunk to remember how to upload a video. No, there isn’t a video before this episode because it would spoil the most massive event to ever occur in the history of Wilfred ever! And after spending the whole season carefully avoiding spoilers, what kind of jerk would I be if I violated the trust of the 3 people that read this blog on a semi-regular basis? A stupid jerk. That’s what kind.
Don’t fret though. After the finale airs, there will be a video posted taking a deeper look into the most massive event to ever occur in the history of Wilfred ever! Please come back and take a look at it. In the meantime, here’s a few of our favorite videos from this season. Spend the rest of your day watching these and preparing to have the your minds blown by the Season 3 Finale!
What up, Wilfred fans?!? I’m not sure if you’ve been counting, but this week’s episode is number twelve, which means that including tonight’s episode, just two remain for the season. Before you grab your stash and curl into a fetal position with plans to smoke and weep and smoke some more until next season, take solace in knowing that these last two episodes are going to alter the landscape of the show forever. Now the three of you that regularly read this blog know I’m not about to spoil a single microscopic plot point, but I will say that Ryan can definitely take a punch. I didn’t spoil that moment, this teaser did…
Now, that baseball bat may or may not come into play throughout tonight’s episode, but again, no spoilers here. So you’ll just have to tune in to see if Ryan does or does not smash something to bits with that bat in a uncontrolled rage the likes of which have never been seen before on television. That rage may or may not be fueled by a deep addiction to steroids that Ryan may or may not have been hiding from Wilfred since the beginning of their relationship, and Miley Cyrus may or may not have a twerking cameo wherein Wilfred gets his nose stuck in her flesh colored thong.
While you’re pondering which of these things will or will not happen, take a minute to watch Elijah’s latest response to a fan question submitted via Twitter.
A female Wilfred?!?! Could that be the big event to which I have been referring?!?! Don’t worry, you’ll find out…